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Can my fellow blogger resist?

Thanks to the power of the interwebz, one can bet on just about anything: darts, D-list celebrity dancing,  Human cockfighting. Sadly, there had been a gap in the world of online gambling…until now.

Thanks to the geniuses at Bodog, idiots gamblers around the world can now wager on the outcomes of the matches at Wrestlemania XXVII. From the Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes to The Miz (really? that douche?) vs. John Cena (saw that guy one time in Wawa), bets are now open.

I bet on steriods

Laugh you may, dear reader, but when all the problems of the world are already solved, what is one to do but figure out how to gamble on fake wrestling?

Also you may scoff, but know that at this moment the other half of this blog’s braintrust is more than likely reading up on wrestling blogs to see upon whom to place his wagers. Any suggestions?

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3 responses to “Can my fellow blogger resist?

  1. thesoakoftheyear April 1, 2011 at 4:33 am

    Can I take the over/under on referees knocked unconscious? Also, this is crazy! It’s scripted! They control everything and they will know which wrestler has more action on him. This shouldn’t be legal!

  2. ih8myfriends April 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    This is fake?

  3. thesoakoftheyear April 1, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Their hot bods aren’t fake, Carney. In case that’s what you were worried about? They are all man.

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